FLAMINGO FEVER
🦩 STAFF FAVE
$29
FLAMINGO FEVER
Tropical Psychosis Edition
You don't blend in at a cookout. You BECOME the cookout.
Loudness9/10
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8 Designs Available — New Drops Coming Soon
TRASHY
TEES.
Shirts so loud, they speak before you do. Garish prints for people who think "too much" is just the right amount.
SHOP THE CHAOS
$29
Flat Rate
8
Wild Prints
5
Sizes
OUTRAGEOUS PRINTS✦ZERO CHILL✦LOUD AS POSSIBLE✦NO DRESS CODE✦WEAR IT WRONG✦MAXIMUM CHAOS✦OUTRAGEOUS PRINTS✦ZERO CHILL✦LOUD AS POSSIBLE✦NO DRESS CODE✦WEAR IT WRONG✦MAXIMUM CHAOS✦
THE COLLECTION
8 designs — all ridiculous — all $29
DISCO DISASTER
🪩 BESTSELLER
$29
DISCO DISASTER
1977 Called. It Wants Its Vibe Back.
Mirror balls, lightning bolts, and absolutely no chill whatsoever.
Loudness10/10
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NACHO MAN
🧀 NEW DROP
$29
NACHO MAN
Crunch Like You Mean It
Every single inch of this shirt is a nacho. You're welcome.
Loudness7/10
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MULLET POWER
🎸 ICONIC
$29
MULLET POWER
Business Up Front, Chaos Out Back
Hair band energy. Zero apologies.
Loudness8/10
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WIZARD TRASH
✨ LIMITED
$29
WIZARD TRASH
Mystical Nonsense for the Bold
Crystals. Moon phases. Stuff your aunt would hate.
Loudness9/10
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SHARKS IN SUITS
🦈 SOLD OUT SOON
$29
SHARKS IN SUITS
The Corporate Predator Collection
Cartoon sharks wearing business suits. That's the whole concept.
Loudness10/10
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HOT DOG ROYALE
🌠FRESH
$29
HOT DOG ROYALE
Processed Meat Fine Dining
Hot dogs wearing tiny crowns, tuxedos, and looking absolutely regal.
Loudness8/10
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VAPORWAVE HELL
📼 RETRO
$29
VAPORWAVE HELL
Aesthetic Overload Since 1987
Retro sunset gradients, ancient Greek busts, and a general feeling of dread.
Loudness9/10
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MORE DROPS INCOMING
We're working on something so outrageous it might be illegal in three states. Sign up for early access to new prints.
Okay, maybe you want to class it up a little
SLIGHTLY LESS
TRASHY.
Our friends over at The Iron Habit make seriously good gym tees. Zero flamingos. No nachos. Just discipline, heavy cotton, and a panther that means business. For when you want a shirt that won't get you kicked out of a funeral.
Premium Heavyweight Cotton
Discipline Over Motivation
Ships from theironhabit.com
BESTSELLER
Orchid
Core HEAVYWEIGHT Tee — Trad Panther
Thick, structured heavyweight tee. Panther graphic with roses. Built for the gym, worn everywhere else because you have standards.
$27.99
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MOST POPULAR
Charcoal
Core HEAVYWEIGHT Tee — Train It To Failure
Dark charcoal drop. Bold motivational text graphic. Not for people who skip Mondays.
$27.99
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EVERYDAY PICK
Silver
Core Tee — Trad Panther
Lighter weight, same panther energy. Silver gray colorway that somehow looks intentional when you wear it to brunch.
$23.99
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NEW DROP
Washed Black
Discipline Over Motivation Tee
The Iron Habit manifesto on a shirt. Show up or shut up. Available in washed black.
$27.99
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